Wed 19 Sep 2007
Kim figured out that I was posing as Bonnie.
Senior Senor Jr. found the real Bonnie tied up in the closet and he told Kim.
I knew I shouldn’t have left him alone in Bonnie’s room, but I needed a bottled water.
Anyway, I should probably steal something now. Any ideas?
October 6th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
so are you and Bonnie friends or rivals now?
October 7th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Bonnie’s like, totally pissed at me. That’s why the Seniors have goons after me now.
October 23rd, 2007 at 4:19 am
MAYBE Kimmie’s Identity!
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Your plot to steal Kim’s boyfriend and then frame Kim for assault could work — except you chose the wrong person to impersonate. Ron has disliked Bonnie for a long time. Yori, on the other hand, . . . .
October 23rd, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Who is this Yori person? I’ve never met her.
October 24th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Yori is Ron’s very attractive “friend” from the Yamanouchi School in Japan. Kim has met her and knows that Yori has feelings for Ron. Kim also strongly suspects that those feelings are mutual (they are). As a result, Kim already is jealous of Yori and cringes at the thought of Ron and Yori spending time together (especially if Kim is not there). You therefore could really have fun messing with Kim by posing as Yori.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Great idea Rich!
If only I knew what a Yamanouchi School is or how I could find this Yori girl.
November 1st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
No problem, Camille. I suggest a brief “vacation” to Japan, specifically to the city of Hokkaido in northern Japan. The Yamanouchi School is a high school located there near the peak of Mount Yamanouchi (a great place to hide for a while from SSJ’s goons).
The true, “secret” purpose of the school is to provide the students with training in ninjutsu, a martial arts discipline. Even though the school is in Japan, everyone there (including Yori) speaks English.
Using your unique abilities, you could infiltrate the school (as a staff worker, perhaps), identify and watch Yori for a few days, and learn a little martial arts in the process (which may come in handy against Kim, SSJ’s goons, or other annoying people).
When you have seen enough, you could return to the U.S., travel to Middleton posing as Yori, and then have fun tormenting an already jealous Kim. The real Yori will be half way around the world at an isolated location, so you will not need to worry about tying her up, feeding her, etc.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:34 pm
How am I supposed to like get to Japan?
Sure I can look like anyone, but they’ll want a passport thingie before they let me on the flight and I don’t have money to buy false documents anymore.
I do like the tormenting Kim part of your plan, though.
November 5th, 2007 at 11:09 am
I think you’re selling yourself short, Camille. Given your skills, you surely should be able to “borrow” someone’s passport.
What passport did you use when you traveled to Milan to meet with the Fashionistas? How about when you traveled to Greece (I’m glad you were able to find Debutante after she got lost there)?