Fri 9 Nov 2007
So like, I was trying to find a way to get to Japan and observe this Yori girl I’ve been told so much about.
All I had to do was look like a customs official and I could easily get around security.
And that part worked great – until they noticed the guy who I replaced was missing.
That’s the thing about international flights, they just take too long.
Anyway, they found the guy tied up at home and after they checked the surveillance footage they knew they had me trapped on the plane.
They landed the plane in Hawaii, and there where a lot of navy guys waiting for us there.
I know I’m a criminal, but that was like, way overkill.
Anyway, I disguised myself as a navy guy and was in the middle of a classic “She’s Camille” “No she is” moment when this giant walking shark looking thing came crashing out of the woods. It looked something like this:
Anyway, thanks to the distraction I was able to get away. But they know I’m trapped on the island, and I hear GJ’s sending in their top agent.
Now that Drakken’s gone good I guess I’m more of a threat.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Ironically, you can use Kim to save the day. Here is the plan (I think you will like it):
You may have heard of Mr. Nakasumi, the top toy developer in the world and CEO of Nakasumi Toys in Tokyo. Kim has saved him twice from Drakken and Shego. Nakasumi therefore feels indebted to Kim. As a result, he is always willing to provide Kim with transportation to wherever Kim wants aboard the private Nakasumi corporate jet.
Find the telephone number for Nakasumi headquarters in Tokyo on the Nakasumi Toys website. Disguise yourself as Kim, call that number, and ask for Mr. Nakasumi (you probably will speak to his assistant, Miss Kyoko — both Nakasumi and Kyoko speak English).
Tell Kyoko that you (Kim) just finished a difficult mission in Hawaii. Because you already are half way to Japan, you wanted to take a break and visit your friend Yori at the Yamanuchi School. Unfortunately, you lost your passport during the mission and have no way to get to Japan or return to Middleton. You therefore need Mr. Nakasumi’s help.
I guarantee that Nakasumi will gladly send his corporate jet to pick you (Kim) up in Hawaii (no need for a passport, and you will be traveling in style) and take you to the Yamanuchi School. You then can infiltrate the Yamanuchi School and observe Yori as planned.
When you are finished at the Yamanuchi School, disguise yourself as Kim once again and contact Nakasumi for a return trip to the U.S. (Middleton, specifically) on his corporate jet (once again, no passport required).
When you arrive in Middleton, disguise yourself as Yori and have fun tormenting Kim!!!
Let us know how it goes.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:11 pm
let me know how is goes too!
that shark is like overkill!