So I’ve been working with GJ to keep the internet working.

They don’t know anything about my involvement with Kim’s current predicament, but they’ve offered me a pardon for my past thefts if I can deliver Frugal to them.

Apparently Frugal’s weakness, like all men, is a woman. More specifically, a girl he “dated” (I think it was more like stalked) back in High School. I’m going to use my shape-shifting ability to disguise myself as her and get close to Frugal. It’ll only take a couple days, it’ll make Monique happy, it will save the internet, I won’t be a fugitive anymore, AND I can rub it all in Kim’s face!