Paris Hilton checked into Jail a day early yesterday. And they won’t let me transfer to that jail just beacuse it would cost the taxpayers $3,000 to transport me there. It would so be worth it. The reality show would make several times that much. (more…)
June 2007
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So I’ve been doing some undercover work and I found out what Kim was asking DNAmy.
Apparently some freak named Monkey Fist has built a massive Monkey Army and has already taken over most of South America and is working his way north.
You’d think they might tell us about this sort of thing.
