July 2007


Ron seems to be smarter than he looks.

That’s not that surprising I guess, ’cause he looks really dumb.

But that’s besides the point. I’ve certainly caught his eye, but he seems to realize that he really only wants Kim.

I’m going to have to step up my game.

I read your comments, and there’s no way you’re Kim. I checked your IP and you don’t live in Middleton.

 Of course, I guess Kim could read my blog. Hmm… oh well by the time she’d find it it’ll be too late.

 And I already tried framing her for robbery. Didn’t work.

I’ve settled on a new plan to mess with Kim. I’m gonna steal her boyfriend and then frame her for assaulting Bonnie in retaliation.

Ron may be smart enough to know that he’s not gonna do any better than Kim, but he’s still a guy and guys do stupid things when hot girls are involved.

Bonnie has a huge closet. Not as big a closet as I used to have, but it’s huge.

I’m enjoying my new life very much, but I fear I will tire of it soon. And I’m not sure what I’m gonna do with Bonnie. Eventually I’m gonna have to feed her or something.

Like, someone is pretending to be me on Villanster. I hate posers. It’s bad enough that Kim pretended to be me, but at least that was an obvious fake.

 Oh, and no one has noticed that I’ve been posing as Bonnie for a week. And I get to make fun of Kim’s clothes every day. This just might work. :)

Ashley Tisdale is one hot half-naked woman.

Not as hot as me of course, but pretty close. Have a look:

 Ashley Tisdale Bikini Picture
Her 22nd Birthday in Hawaii.

Happy belated birthday Ashley.

Call me, we’ll so lunch or something. :)


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