January 2008


It’s been more than a week and Kim’s still missing. Ron’s really taking it hard ’cause he wasn’t out there with her. Wade’s working with Global Justice to scan the globe and have local GJ agents follow-up on leads.

Of course, I’ve used the opportunity to “comfort” Ron several more times. He really is a mess right now and I almost feel bad about using him like this. Almost.

As for Monique, she’s been taking it hard as well – although not as bad as Ron. But, we still hooked up a couple times this week.

And as for Bonnie, well, she’s absolutely loving that Kim’s gone.

So Ron and Wade have been criss-crossing the globe trying to find and rescue Kim. They started at the location that Kim went to stop Killigan, but she wasn’t there. Killigan must have captured her and moved the whole operation somewhere else or something. He’s not answering his phone, so I have no idea what’s going on there.

As I said, Ron and Wade are out looking for her and I’m… well I guess I’m supposed to be babysitting Hana or something. Whatever.

Kim’s friend Monique has been really worried about her, and I’ve realized this is a good chance to get close to another of Kim’s very good friends. And I’m not totally sure, but I think Monique may have a thing for Yori. I guess I’ll find out!

Damn it all. It figures that this was the mission Kim got herself captured. Why did I bother to sleep with Ron if I don’t even get to see Kim’s face when she finds out? Ron doesn’t know what to do, and I know where Killigan’s base was, but is it worth the effort to save her so I can crush her myself? I’m so conflicted.

I don’t think I need to layout all the nasty little details, so let me just say this: I rocked Ron’s world last night. You might all also be interested that Ron and Kim have only gone to third base since they began dating last year

But the thing is, Kim hasn’t come back from her mission in Europe yet. That dopey smile on Ron’s face didn’t last nearly as long as I thought it would.

Tomorrow Ron’s parents are leaving for about a week. They where hesitant about letting me stay here with him, but I reassured them that I respected that Ron and Kim where together. Anyway, I’m off to Victoria’s Secret to pick out a few surprises for Ron. ;)

Thursday is the big day! I’ve been working out the plan and in return for a few… “favors” Duff Killigan is gonna cause a commotion in Europe so that I can get Ron all to myself.

I still have to pick out a perfect outfit though. Yori’s got a nice body, but she’s no where near as hot as I am – yet.

Oh, and I was asked to let you all know about this new Wizards of Waverly Place forum: http://wowpfans.com/index.php

In order to spend more time with Ron away from Kim, I’ve taken a job at Smarty Mart, still posing as Yori of course. It’s such a sacrifice, but it’s worth it. Ron’s family is going to be out of town for a few days next week, so I think I’m gonna make my move then. I just need to engineer a crisis so Kim has to go on a mission and I can help Ron “baby-sit.” ;)

So here’s the thing, I was out partying disguised as Yori, and I guess I had a little too much to drink. When the cops pulled me over I couldn’t say I was Camille, and how was I to know Yori had priors? Guess she’s not as good a girl as everyone thought. Anyway, a third DUI and no licence got me locked up again! But before I could figure out my clever escape, they released me. And I had a really good plan too. I was gonna- well, doesn’t matter.

And did anyone else know Felix and Zita where dating?


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