Earlier today Kim and Ron where having a lunch date at Bueno Nacho when Monique and myself went by. Over the past few days Monique and myself have become inseperable, and at Monique’s suguestion I’ve discuised myself as her cousin Neema from out of town. Anyway, Kim saw Monique and called us over to her table. Monique introduced me as her cousin and Kim and Ron introduced themselves while I strugled to keep my cool. And then Ron this comment “Neema you’re just as cute as Monique; of course no where near as cute as my girl Kim here.”
And then, it happened. Monique lost her cool for a moment, but that’s all it took: “Or Yori I suppose?”
Kim’s eyes went wide. “How did you find out about that?” she demanded. Monique just rolled her eyes and replied, “Well, you certainly didn’t tell me. And I though we best friends.” Kim replied “We are Monique, it’s just, hard. It wasn’t really Yori, and it wasn’t all Ron’s fault. But I’m not ready to talk about it.” Monique wasn’t satisfied with that response and replied “Yeah I get it. Miss she can do anything doesn’t trust me anymore. Come on let’s go Neema.” And with that, we left.
This is going even better than I expected.
So I showed up at Monique’s house yesterday disguised as Yori. She answered the door holding a baseball bat.
Monique: I know it’s you Camille. Kim does tell me things.
Me: Oh. I thought she’d be too embarrassed to tell you about it, especially with Ron cheating on her.
Monique: Ron did what!?
At which point she dropped the bat.
Me: Yeah, he was totally into Yori. But can you blame him? So where you.
Monique: Yeah but-
At this point, I just went for it and kissed her. She gave up fighting and I moved us both inside.
Monique: Wow. That was amazing. Even better than the first time. But you’re still not Yori. And I can’t like Camille
Me: It’s okay Monique, I can be any one you want me to be.
At this point, I had to make a choice. I could reach for the bat and try to knock her out so I could take her place, or I could try to seduce her and turn her to my side. I chose the latter. I reverted to my normal form.
Me: I know you like Yori’s body, but I know it’s really Kim that you want. I can give you that.
And with that, I assumed the form of my rival, and Monique’s eyes went wide.
Monique: That is amazing Kim- Camille.
Me: Call me Kim, I don’t mind.
I did mind, but was willing to forget it until my revenge was complete.
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This morning when I awoke in Monique’s bed, I was back in my normal form and Monique was still laying next to me. It had been quite a night. It will take a while to turn her against Kim, but she’s already feeling resentful toward Kim, and that’s a very good start.
This week - Shopping.
Poor Debutante has been locked up this whole time too, so I went to go get her out of the kennel yesterday. Took a rather extravagant bribe, but whatevs. I’ll just hit another movie premiere disguised as Miley Cyrus and people practically throw money at me. Anyway, me and Debutante have much shopping to do. We’ll worry about revenge next week.
Did you all know that Wade has Ron chipped? If so, why did no one mention this to me? When Ron and I where fooling around last month Wade thought he was having a seizure or something and sent a camera drone thing to check on us. When he saw what was going on, he told Kim, whom had just subdued Killigan and was in the process of handing over over to GJ. Unfortunately, the GJ agent with her at the time knew Yori, and had spoken with the real Yori in Japan only two days before.
Over the next few days, Wade told us Kim was missing so Kim could go to Japan and find the real Yori. After Kim was able to confirm that that Yori wasn’t me, the two of them came back here.
And it’s never good when two super kung-fu chicks are mad at you. i think I still have bruises.
Anyway, this time they locked me up without internet access, so I couldn’t update the blog. But I was able to sneak out yesterday when all the guards got drunk and weren’t paying attention. Gotta love St. Patrick’s day!
