April 2008
Monthly Archive
Wed 30 Apr 2008
Kim was released on bail yesterday.
It doesn’t look too good for her. She has no evidence that the Seniors where ever at the LA Club. The camera’s might have recorded something, but the storage unit was not recording properly. And with Wayne distracted, Kim doesn’t have a call in to him with video of the Seniors in it. There where people in the club, but no one can seem to remember anything. Even I’m starting to wonder if they where ever there!
Anyway, as part of her release she’s not allowed to leave Middleton until the trial, which means no more missions for quite a while. It’s a good time to be a villain.
I’d love to stay and chat, but I have a plane to catch. I’m going to a fashion show in Paris.
Sat 26 Apr 2008
Kim is in jail.
Yes, you heard me right. Today she reached her breaking point. SSJ and Bonnie where partying in NYC and they ended up taking everyone hostage or something. Junior’s dad was involved and said something about “doing it right this time” or something. Not important. Anyway, Kim and Ron got there eventually, after missing their connecting flight and having to parachute into the city. When they got there, Kim snuck in thought he air vents while Ron led the SWAT team around the back. After Kim dropped down into the middle of the room and unlocked the outer doors, Bonnie made a snide remark about Kim’s helmate hair and that was all it took. The cops busted in to see Kim wailing on Bonnie and SSJ & SSS nowhere to be seen.
So yeah, Kim’s in jail awaiting a hearing on assault charges.
Mon 21 Apr 2008
Team Possible is literally imploding. Monique’s continued seduction of Wade has lead to his abandoning many of his duties as Kim’s tech guy. Kim has gotten more and more irritable as more and more villains escape. Ron’s getting nervous just being around her, ’cause she’s starting to snap at everyone.
And I’m like, not even doing anything any all. Well, I’m still sleeping with Monique but I don’t count that as work, ya know?
Tue 15 Apr 2008
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Fri 11 Apr 2008
So Kim had a mission today. Wade beeped her at school ’cause Dementor was up to something - whatever. Anyway, he mixed up the latitude and longitude thanks to Monique distracting him via webcam so Kim and Ron ended up stranded 300 miles from their target and they crashed a Nursing home thinking it was Dementor’s lair. By the time Wade cleared up the mess, Dementor had left his lair and Kim was seriously pissed.
Sat 5 Apr 2008
Having Monique mad at her is really screwing with Kim’s head. She’s gone on three missions this week and the villain’s escaped every time. It’s worse than when she tore her mission clothes. And even worse for Kim, Monique got her fired from Club Banana!
And at my urging, Monique’s been acting flirty with Wade, which is just pissing Kim off even more because Wade’s constantly distracted.
This is my kind of revenge, all I have to do is go shopping with Monique during the day and Kim’s falling apart!