My disguise was good enough to get me in the door, but apparently he had stalked this girl better than we thought. When I guessed pink as her favorite color and Clueless as her favorite movie he must have suspected I was a fake.

Which in itself is odd, because no one expects a shapeshifter.

Anyway, he had some sort of portable DNA scanner that he made from a vacuum cleaner or something, and I was busted.

So he captured me hoping that he could get a ransom. Unfortunately, it seems none of my so called friends liked me enough to pay.

When Monique found out what happened, she went to Kim - but Kim was still on house arest and couldn’t do anything even if she wanted to. Eventually my constant complaining drove Frugal nuts, so he let me go last night.

I broke the news to GJ this morning, and man are they not happy. But the good news is, they raided Frugal’s HQ once I was out, and while they didn’t catch his, they did secure most of his equipment.

Anyway, I have to get back to Middleton and find Monique. She has Debutante and I’ve missed her so much.

They don’t know anything about my involvement with Kim’s current predicament, but they’ve offered me a pardon for my past thefts if I can deliver Frugal to them.

Apparently Frugal’s weakness, like all men, is a woman. More specifically, a girl he “dated” (I think it was more like stalked) back in High School. I’m going to use my shape-shifting ability to disguise myself as her and get close to Frugal. It’ll only take a couple days, it’ll make Monique happy, it will save the internet, I won’t be a fugitive anymore, AND I can rub it all in Kim’s face!

I talked to Wade and even he’s not sure what’s going on, but he says it’s affecting more than just me.

Ever sense Kim’s been l on house arrest, there’s been a spike in internet disruptions.

Even Drakken called in to complain!

Apparently GJ thinks it’s Frugal Lucre making trouble again, but they can’t locate him. Monique thinks I should help them, but I don’t know… it seems like a big risk to take just to keep the internet working.

It doesn’t look too good for her. She has no evidence that the Seniors where ever at the LA Club. The camera’s might have recorded something, but the storage unit was not recording properly. And with Wayne distracted, Kim doesn’t have a call in to him with video of the Seniors in it. There where people in the club, but no one can seem to remember anything. Even I’m starting to wonder if they where ever there!

Anyway, as part of her release she’s not allowed to leave Middleton until the trial, which means no more missions for quite a while. It’s a good time to be a villain.

I’d love to stay and chat, but I have a plane to catch. I’m going to a fashion show in Paris.

Yes, you heard me right. Today she reached her breaking point. SSJ and Bonnie where partying in NYC and they ended up taking everyone hostage or something. Junior’s dad was involved and said something about “doing it right this time” or something. Not important. Anyway, Kim and Ron got there eventually, after missing their connecting flight and having to parachute into the city. When they got there, Kim snuck in thought he air vents while Ron led the SWAT team around the back. After Kim dropped down into the middle of the room and unlocked the outer doors, Bonnie made a snide remark about Kim’s helmate hair and that was all it took. The cops busted in to see Kim wailing on Bonnie and SSJ & SSS nowhere to be seen.

So yeah, Kim’s in jail awaiting a hearing on assault charges.

And I’m like, not even doing anything any all. Well, I’m still sleeping with Monique but I don’t count that as work, ya know?

And at my urging, Monique’s been acting flirty with Wade, which is just pissing Kim off even more because Wade’s constantly distracted.

This is my kind of revenge, all I have to do is go shopping with Monique during the day and Kim’s falling apart!

And then, it happened. Monique lost her cool for a moment, but that’s all it took: “Or Yori I suppose?”

Kim’s eyes went wide. “How did you find out about that?” she demanded. Monique just rolled her eyes and replied, “Well, you certainly didn’t tell me. And I though we best friends.” Kim replied “We are Monique, it’s just, hard. It wasn’t really Yori, and it wasn’t all Ron’s fault. But I’m not ready to talk about it.” Monique wasn’t satisfied with that response and replied “Yeah I get it. Miss she can do anything doesn’t trust me anymore. Come on let’s go Neema.” And with that, we left.

This is going even better than I expected.