Camille Leon’s Blog

So I showed up at Monique’s house yesterday disguised as Yori. She answered the door holding a baseball bat.

Monique: I know it’s you Camille. Kim does tell me things.
Me: Oh. I thought she’d be too embarrassed to tell you about it, especially with Ron cheating on her.
Monique: Ron did what!?

At which point she dropped the bat.

Me: Yeah, he was totally into Yori. But can you blame him? So where you.
Monique: Yeah but-

At this point, I just went for it and kissed her. She gave up fighting and I moved us both inside.

Monique: Wow. That was amazing. Even better than the first time. But you’re still not Yori. And I can’t like Camille
Me: It’s okay Monique, I can be any one you want me to be.

At this point, I had to make a choice. I could reach for the bat and try to knock her out so I could take her place, or I could try to seduce her and turn her to my side. I chose the latter. I reverted to my normal form.

Me: I know you like Yori’s body, but I know it’s really Kim that you want. I can give you that.

And with that, I assumed the form of my rival, and Monique’s eyes went wide.

Monique: That is amazing Kim- Camille.
Me: Call me Kim, I don’t mind.

I did mind, but was willing to forget it until my revenge was complete.

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This morning when I awoke in Monique’s bed, I was back in my normal form and Monique was still laying next to me. It had been quite a night. It will take a while to turn her against Kim, but she’s already feeling resentful toward Kim, and that’s a very good start.

This week – Shopping.

Poor Debutante has been locked up this whole time too, so I went to go get her out of the kennel yesterday. Took a rather extravagant bribe, but whatevs. I’ll just hit another movie premiere disguised as Miley Cyrus and people practically throw money at me. Anyway, me and Debutante have much shopping to do. We’ll worry about revenge next week.

Did you all know that Wade has Ron chipped? If so, why did no one mention this to me? When Ron and I where fooling around last month Wade thought he was having a seizure or something and sent a camera drone thing to check on us. When he saw what was going on, he told Kim, whom had just subdued Killigan and was in the process of handing over over to GJ. Unfortunately, the GJ agent with her at the time knew Yori, and had spoken with the real Yori in Japan only two days before.

Over the next few days, Wade told us Kim was missing so Kim could go to Japan and find the real Yori. After Kim was able to confirm that that Yori wasn’t me, the two of them came back here.

And it’s never good when two super kung-fu chicks are mad at you. i think I still have bruises.

Anyway, this time they locked me up without internet access, so I couldn’t update the blog. But I was able to sneak out yesterday when all the guards got drunk and weren’t paying attention. Gotta love St. Patrick’s day!

It’s been more than a week and Kim’s still missing. Ron’s really taking it hard ’cause he wasn’t out there with her. Wade’s working with Global Justice to scan the globe and have local GJ agents follow-up on leads.

Of course, I’ve used the opportunity to “comfort” Ron several more times. He really is a mess right now and I almost feel bad about using him like this. Almost.

As for Monique, she’s been taking it hard as well – although not as bad as Ron. But, we still hooked up a couple times this week.

And as for Bonnie, well, she’s absolutely loving that Kim’s gone.

So Ron and Wade have been criss-crossing the globe trying to find and rescue Kim. They started at the location that Kim went to stop Killigan, but she wasn’t there. Killigan must have captured her and moved the whole operation somewhere else or something. He’s not answering his phone, so I have no idea what’s going on there.

As I said, Ron and Wade are out looking for her and I’m… well I guess I’m supposed to be babysitting Hana or something. Whatever.

Kim’s friend Monique has been really worried about her, and I’ve realized this is a good chance to get close to another of Kim’s very good friends. And I’m not totally sure, but I think Monique may have a thing for Yori. I guess I’ll find out!

Damn it all. It figures that this was the mission Kim got herself captured. Why did I bother to sleep with Ron if I don’t even get to see Kim’s face when she finds out? Ron doesn’t know what to do, and I know where Killigan’s base was, but is it worth the effort to save her so I can crush her myself? I’m so conflicted.

I don’t think I need to layout all the nasty little details, so let me just say this: I rocked Ron’s world last night. You might all also be interested that Ron and Kim have only gone to third base since they began dating last year

But the thing is, Kim hasn’t come back from her mission in Europe yet. That dopey smile on Ron’s face didn’t last nearly as long as I thought it would.

Tomorrow Ron’s parents are leaving for about a week. They where hesitant about letting me stay here with him, but I reassured them that I respected that Ron and Kim where together. Anyway, I’m off to Victoria’s Secret to pick out a few surprises for Ron.

Thursday is the big day! I’ve been working out the plan and in return for a few… “favors” Duff Killigan is gonna cause a commotion in Europe so that I can get Ron all to myself.

I still have to pick out a perfect outfit though. Yori’s got a nice body, but she’s no where near as hot as I am – yet.

Oh, and I was asked to let you all know about this new Wizards of Waverly Place forum: http://wowpfans.com/index.php

In order to spend more time with Ron away from Kim, I’ve taken a job at Smarty Mart, still posing as Yori of course. It’s such a sacrifice, but it’s worth it. Ron’s family is going to be out of town for a few days next week, so I think I’m gonna make my move then. I just need to engineer a crisis so Kim has to go on a mission and I can help Ron “baby-sit.”